Today I took the best roommate award and broke it over my knee because no one else will come as close as I did today.
I was getting a pedicure today and while I was sitting in the chair getting my feets taken care of, I saw some chick walk in that B might be interested in. So what do I do? I listen and get her name, then I take pictures all secret agent style and ship them off. Then...I get this ridic request for n00dz and I tell him to make due with what I've provided and stalk her via facebook/myspace/linkedin/imacrazyinterwebzstalkerandalreadyknowallaboutyou.com